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I cheat on as many people as I want to in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always viewed relationships as a matter of trust. The difficult part of being cheated on isn't knowing another dick has been in that pussy or another pussy has been around that dick. In most cases that has happened before you ever got together. The difficult part is the doubts. "is she really staying late for work?" "is he helping a friend move or moving her organs around?" "is she not responding because she's busy or because she is fucking" those questions are what's hard. Then "well if they lied about that what else are they lying about?"

It's all about trust. Once you cheat you break that trust. I even told my partner if she was honest about it, it wouldn't be a big deal. If she lied then she is dead to me forever.

You know you're aging when in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most sonics don't have an inside, you have to order through the speaker and they bring it out to you.

Hospital tells family brain-dead Georgia woman must carry fetus to birth because of abortion ban in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know this is a serious topic but if the kids classmates ever found out just imagine the you momma jokes this would generate... "you momma so stupid...she was legally declared brain dead"

who are you? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't mean any offense but is hiring someone to drink expired milk the best way of testing it? Can't they like measure bacteria or chemical composition or something?

The Daily Check-in for 16 May 2025 - just for today, we are not drinking! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I think I'm going to take sobriety more honestly now. On Monday I was at work and threw up some stomach acid. I decided to take a half day and told my boss who was ok with it. I went to shut down my computer and next thing I knew I was in an ambulance. Just got out of hospital yesterday, supposedly I had a seizure from withdrawal.

Im taking next week off from work to take care of myself but that was scary and I don't want to go through that again. I knew I was getting bad but didn't expect it to be that bad. I never got wasted, just commonly had a buzz to feel normal. The hospital stay sucked and I was completely out of it for most of it. Now I can't drive for 3 months(not a dui but state law regarding seizures).

Donald Trump says America should “forget about” the separation of church and state. Trump said that instead of a separation of church and state, he will bring "religion back to our country." in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No fuck that, Islamic prayer 3 times a day... I'm not religious but they would be really mad. Or ok let's go full Christian and arrest anyone with mixed fiber clothing

Modern horror short in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Possible and around right age but I don't know... I've done stupid stuff also and am a man.

Like one night I was overworked and tired and just said I'll buy McDonald's for dinner. I went in drive thru, placed my order, paid, got my change, and it wasn't till I got home that I noticed I never actually got the food...

Modern horror short in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Years ago when I was a late teen and living at my mother's, she was at work as a cashier. She called my one morning and this was the conversation : Mom - do me a favor, go into my bedroom my phone should be on the nightstand. Can you grab it and bring it to me?

Me - you're at work on break right?

Mom - yeah

Me - how are you calling me?

Mom - silence

Mom - nevermind, I have it....

Live Updates on the Global Market: China raises its retaliatory tariff on the US to 84% effective April 10 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

An irrational percentage for an irrational tarrif... Its fitting

Two rules in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've told this story before but years ago(probably 2 if not 3 decades ago) I liked a song where a guy made sounds like "ohh bada bada bop ba" instead of actually singing. The only real line he sang that I remembered was "I'm the scat man"... So I went on to kazza, yes this was that long ago, and found a video called "scat man" and downloaded it... I hope I don't have to explain it was NOT a music video!

University of Oregon: 94.5% students authorize a strike for raise and two paychecks per month. University violated state law issuing paychecks more than 35 days apart. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

From my experience with a fortune 500 company, it's about using that money in the time span between checks. So say you have 100,000 in weekly paychecks due, if you invest that in a week you will technically make more than if you didn't(probably, maybe not this week)

Are there any games you don't play as it was intended to be played? If so, what game and how? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Or wreckfest

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How can I host a small api/database accessable from a phone app as cheap/easily as possible? (programming.dev)
 

So background, my kid has seizures often. He is currently on 5 different medications to try to control it(plus 1 for sleeping and 1 for his liver enzymes) plus severe non verbal autism so he can't tell us if he already had his meds. Currently when it's medication time, it's always "did you give him his meds yet?" and we have no way of tracking how many seizures he actually has besides "alot more recently" or "it's gone down recently". Yes he had multiple doctors and this is NOT a post looking for health advice.

I am creating an app for phones(c# Maui) which will send json objects to a api to store/retrieve data in a database(when he last had medication x, when he has a seizure etc). It will probably only be used with in my family, maybe 20 entries a day on a really bad day(7 medications twice daily + 6 seizures to give a round number) but should be less then 10 transactions(most medications given at same time).

What's the cheapest/easiest was I can host something like this? I do not have a static ip. Yes it's health information but I'm only storing first names and tracking time of events, not too worried about hippa like security.

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People complain that it's poor design that humans eat and breath through the same pipe(throat). Are there any animals which don't though? (programming.dev)
 

The only possible exceptions I can think of are fish(I imagine gills and mouth are not connected but don't really know). I am excluding bacteria and viruses and I believe they don't really breath(correct me if I'm wrong).

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Is there a programming specific distro? (programming.dev)
 

I know there choice of distro is really meaningless as you can install almost any program on almost any distro. But I have been playing with kali which is for security people and pen testers. Is there a similar distro for programmers? Like a few ides installed some profiling tools some virtual environment tools etc?

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What do Muslims during Ramadan and sonic the hedgehog have in common? (programming.dev)
 

They gotta go fast!

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Why is the current temperature sometimes lower than today's low temperature? For example right now it 13F with a predicated low today of 16F! (programming.dev)
 
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Does C# (or any other languages) have an official style guide like python has pep8? (programming.dev)
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Technically a fishing license is a license to kill.. Only to a small percentage of the earth's population (programming.dev)
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Drowning pool's "let the bodies hit the floor" and the weather girls "it's raining men" (programming.dev)
 

Have the same story but from two different perspectives!

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Weird bug/feature on pixel 6 I just discovered (programming.dev)
 

I don't know why this is a thing but if I tap the back of my pixel 6 three times in rapid succession it begins to play my audio book on audible.

From what I can tell audible has to be open but doesn't need to be the app on the screen(for example I can start and stop it while typing this post). Also the phone has to be "on" (meaning the screen is displaying but doesn't need to be unlocked.

Is this just my phone or dies it happen on other people's phone too?

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