It's an old joke, but it still checks out.
Dandelion leaves (blanched) are good in salads and pestos.
If I do an amazing job and the company ships another 10k widgets, I don't see an extra dime.
Cat is reminding you that if the meat-can isn't opened, the meat can-opener is an option.
Nice day for fishing, ain't it?
You have no authority here!
s/drive/take the train/
I don't know about elsewhere but the local Salish peoples would shear specially bred dogs with very light fur. Something like Samoyed fur, but more fine. They're probably extinct now.
I wonder if the ecology is out of balance, leading to larger mosquito populations than people would have seen a few thousand years ago. If the bird and bat population were five times, ten times larger, or if the swamps were less foul from plants adapted to the area (instead of invasives), maybe that would have made the problem less severe.
That's a lot worse than I thought it would be. Yikes. That's a good reason to wear a few extra layers. And maybe some netting. And maybe acquire a flamethrower.
So that NFB short is an accurate description eh?
Lots of men in the time period saw women's suffrage as a positive thing, so I don't think it would be that inconsistent even if.
Wouldn't have happened if there weren't broad support, even if a vocal minority.