chemicalprophet

joined 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I would trust him to design a cleaner to get the jizz stains out of the upholstery of the chair in my masturbatorium. I’d also hire him to do it. Under the table and at sub par wages of course. Then, before I paid him, I’d put some sweet baby rays on my balls and see it he wants some real genuine ballskin. And of course he would which would give me the perfect opportunity to extol the Roman Empire and regale him with tales of real men and masculinity. Sweet baby rays baby!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I’ll wait until then and then one more where they remove the cola. I want a coke machine that dispenses grams from all the cocaine regions. I’m talking cocaine terroir. I fucking love that smell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Guilty by vibe. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I saw the documentary Gladiator 2 and can confirm, the fall of Rome was this stupid.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Did you miss the innocent until proven guilty and the statement that there is little to no evidence he did it. The onus is on the state to prove guilt. Not on Luigi to prove innocence. So, if you think he did it, where is the proof? Like the state isn’t coming forward with much untainted evidence and like…they really aren’t like…refuting like…the broken evidence chain and you know…they’re leaning really heavy on the media to swing popular opinion and stuff…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Fuck tinendo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

To his charity? Oh Bill, you shouldn’t have. Go fucking die billionaire scum…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Wait! How can i get the privilege to work with this smug loser?!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The shitbags known as police are bastions of functional unreliability.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Then you’d think maybe they’d have a problem with the shitbags themselves.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You seem to imagine pigs out there suffering some burden. That burden will simply be the taxpayers. 🤯

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