blockheadjt

Set your phone on top of a Roomba that has scheduled cleaning throughout the day.

Not too soon at all

4 was better than 2

Watery tart

And "suckers" don't forget

I'll go ahead and add your wife's last name to my phone now that I know it, thanks mate

No Cleopatra VI?

There's a whole bit in The Incredibles about how math has changed since Bob was in school

"Paid in cryptocurrency" there it is

So it's a volunteer gig

Whoever decided that first one was high off their ass

In the 360 era, it was 15 characters. Still not enough

Platonic?

You mean tectonic?

No. The shelves represent color banding of minerals that shift with tectonic activity... in other words, this is a side view of one fault, which may or may not be at the edge of a tectonic plate.