LovableSidekick

Whatcha bein' so meta for?

Okay, full story:

I was standing in the doorway of an empty office, looking out the window and talking to myself out loud (because I'm a dork) about how I would arrange it if it were my office. It was a ground floor office with beautiful parklike landscaping outside, nothing but trees and rolling greenery, not even a light pole in sight. As I backed out into the hallway without looking, I sort of bumped into two women, one of whom happened to be my office manager, let's call her Alice, and the other I didn't know, call her Miss Congeniality. I felt like I had to say something to explain why I was standing in the doorway of an empty office talking to myself out loud, so as they walked away I said, "I'm just having a nice day, enjoying the view." They looked at each other and giggled, which made me feel even dorkier.

A month goes by.

There's a small reorganization and the seating gets shuffled. By sheer chance, Miss C and I are supposed to share an office. At this point she tells office manager Alice that she doesn't feel comfortable sharing an office with me after that remark I made. "What remark?" asks Alice. "The one about enjoying the view," says Miss C, "when he was looking at our butts." Alice tries to stick up for me, saying I was just off in my own world, but Miss C is insistent so Alice reluctantly brings it to HR.

At first I honestly had no idea what they were talking about, as it had been a month and I had forgotten the whole thing. For a week I tried to figure out what the hell I could have said that sounded like "enjoying the view". Was it something "of you"? Was it "a few"? But nothing came to mind and I was convinced they just had the wrong guy. Then my wife told a friend of mine about it and he just laughed and said, "Knowing he was probably looking out the window!" When I heard looking out the window, BOOM the whole thing came flooding back. So I went back to HR and related what I now remembered. I asked if I could talk to the accuser but they're emphatically like, "Oh no no! Don't anybody talk to anybody, let us handle it!" After a day or two they say Miss C agreed it was probably a misunderstanding.

The end result was that Miss C didn't have to move in with me and got to keep her solo office. Based on her utter lack of reaction at the time, I'm pretty sure this was what motivated the complaint. But there's absolutely no way to prove that, and it's water under the bridge.

A little bit of it will, but most of it won't.

Firefly - the new season is taking FOREVER man!

Action keyboard and action mouse.

Depends - LG might have paid $7 because future inflation wasn't part of the terms of the loan (and is not normally).

I got that call for saying I was "enjoying the view," meaning the park-like landscaping out the window of an empty office I was admiring on the first sunny day of Spring. A woman in the hallway assumed I meant her butt.

Poultricidal bastard!!!

Reminds me of a cartoon of two guys in a bar and one says, "Oh yeah, like you know more than the Internet!"

Boggles my mind to hear about getting McDonald's for $15 like it's a good idea.

Tools can often pay for themselves even with just one project. Bonus: they spawn new projects to create tool storage!

Severe medical events. But I think the most realistic hope is if enough people help replace some MAGA congresspeople in 2026 so they can stonewall the rest of his term.