HappySkullsplitter

I got banned from Six Flags once when I was a kid

I was on that ride that shoots straight up and hangs for a moment before dropping

I wanted to get a picture of the view at the top, but but when I pulled the disposable camera out of my pocket some change fell out and it nearly hit the crowd below

When getting off the ride the young guy running the ride rolled his eyes and gave me a speech he was clearly forced to memorize, banning me from the park.

I felt bad about what had happened, and I just walked away to find my parents.

He didn't take my name or picture. No one ever came to escort me from the park, so I guess I was never actually banned.

Just made me think I was.

I love how they have near complete control and still feel the need to sneak things in

What a bunch of fuckin' snakes lol

Cool, now do Ukraine

Things become tainted and typecast in this country as a byproduct of everyone having the memory of a goldfish

I couldn't even call myself an independent without it being assumed that it meant I must be a Bernie supporter

Hogg taking control of the DNC will still come with unwanted baggage

How do you plan to succeed when the two current mainstream parties are no longer representational?

Corporate democrats desperate to maintain status quo

Good job Putin

DNC is dead

Time for something new

The porn industry is going to do the same to the GOP that they did to Betamax

That's fine, we aren't accepting new patients right now anyways

Go for a walk, be mindful of your surroundings

That'll be $300