Frozengyro

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Original skin heads were black punk rockers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Insert "I'm calling HR" meme

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Cause they know he isn't real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Or they are secretly being helped by another nation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

He isn't eligible, too heavy. (Most heavyweights are limited to 265 these days.) And he is definitely in that neighborhood.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Kinder response than half of Lemmy, even if he didn't write it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Reminds me of a joke. Why does a sailors jacket have 7 buttons? So the women have 7 chances to say no.

No one is getting laid in this thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I brought a dozen camping with me the other day. Imagine my disappointment finding 3 cracked open when I arrived. I'll never financially recover from this.

Lucy Bluth: what could an egg cost? 10 dollars?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey now, he's also dedicated. Many of us would have quit after getting swallowed up 5 times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Although I believe he is touring again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Hmmm, can you expand on this? Not sure I understand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay first we need to get rid of all males, not sure I'm gonna survive this part of the experiment.

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