These people. Anything left of neoliberal fascism is communism for them. They wouldn't know a marxist from a social democrat. I bet the new pope is just a bog standard catholic person who just happens to have more than 3 functioning brain cells.
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They don’t know a Marxist from a right winger
True. Any pre-teaparty conservative is a RINO to them.
All the choads flocked to the new Pope's socials, for the same reason that dogs sniff each others assholes. They found some lukewarm criticism of Vance and Trump about being humane to migrants.
They’re not doing this because they’re stupid. By painting everyone else as an extremist they’re normalising their own extreme ideology. What a marxist actually is doesn’t matter to them at all.
And just to be clear, I’m not saying they aren’t stupid.
They’re so easily triggered.
I guess Jesus was lucky to have been born before Marx, or else...
He'd barely be able to raise his hand and say "can't we solve this peacefully" before being mowed down by the IDF.
"Woke Marxist Popes" would make a pretty awesome band name.
So tempting actually. Might talk to my roommate about it lol
Indeed
I need their band shirt so badly.
Jesus was woke.
You're telling me the brown Jewish hippie, that ran a commune, freeley distributed food and medicine, the guy who's entire message was compassion and forgivness was not a blonde haired blue-eyed Republican?!?!?!? Unfathomable
/S
"let he who hath no sin cast the first stone"
Jesus defended a woman adulterer from an angry mob wanting to stone her, drew a line in the sand, spat that zinger of a line, the all ended up leaving, and Jesus forgave her.
“Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”
“No one, sir,” she said.
“Then neither do I condemn you,” Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”
I think Jesus woulda been pro-trans. dude was incredibly woke and based
From my limited Torah rereading the Jews don't see gender as binary but they do see sex as binary.
Not my area of expertise though so take what I grab from Google with a spoon of salt
Zachar (male): This is the standard term for a male individual.
Nekevah (female): This is the standard term for a female individual.
Androgynos: This term refers to individuals who possess both male and female physical characteristics. In Jewish law, androgynos are considered to have some rights and obligations of both men and women.
Tumtum: This term describes individuals whose sexual characteristics are indeterminate or obscured. They are considered to have some of the obligations and prohibitions of both men and women.
Aylonit: This refers to a person assigned female at birth but who does not develop secondary female sex characteristics at puberty and is likely infertile.
Saris: This term refers to a person assigned male at birth who develops feminine characteristics, potentially due to castration or other factors.
I totally forgot about all the gender stuff! It's so humanistic of them to include all these gender forms, since people are so varied. i love it! no prejudice, just "here's our classification schema for how people tend to develop over time"
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I'm not going to fall for your AI generated garbage you charlatan. I only read the good (book) website /s
Jesus fed the hungry.
You should consider his side of things. You might have found that you missed a few lessons.
I’m not calling him woke lol
This Loomer fool.
Fuck this stupid Russian asset cunt in her face.
Again, they think it’s about them, like the Catholic Church is part of the American government and not its own political institution in another country halfway around the world.
These fucking people will never be satisfied with anything. Even if they get their way, they are still not satisfied.
"Anything I don't like is a Marxist socialist Democrat." /s
This is the definition of extremists. They will never be happy regardless of how much they sabotage. After they ban gay marriage again they will start shipping off the gays to reeducation camps. There is no bottom and everything we give up just gives them more momentum to take more.
Can't control the base with answers. Just problems and blame
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
FORGIVE ALL YOUR SINS AS I'M ON THE CROSS BLEEDING
DUN NA NA NA DUN NA NA NA
THIS IS MY SALVATION
CUT THE CHURCH INTO PEACES
I'VE GOT THE HIGEST POST
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I LEAVE MAGA SCREAMING
THEY WOUDNT EVEN CARE IF I WAS BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT?
IF I PREACHED OF LOVE TONIGHT? CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT.
SALVATION IS OUT OF SIGHT
AND IM STADING UP TO GENOSIDE
Jesus was a socialist.
Lies!
Jesus made a healthy profit from his counterfeit fish side hustle.
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I just heard new Pope is Marxists. I better learn all I can to be a better Catholic! Yay Marxism!
Radical leftist. 🤘
Dude's wanted poster makes him look like Viggo Mortinsen as Aragorn.
Tolkien was a devout Catholic and aragorn was the king of men.
And yet Gandalf is the one who dies and resurrects 3 days later. 🤷🏻♂️
In LOTR there are 3 characters that make up aspects of Christ. Frodo is the priest, Gandalf is the Prophet, and Aragorn is the King of Men.
kill that bitch
So, effectively, this messaging is an attempt at creating a new Christian sect, right?
If she had wins she'd be Waura Woomer.
I wish!
Thank you for your input, STUPID NAZI CUNT.
lol everyting is marxist to these talking people right?
Keep normalizing marxism, thank you, useful idiots, thank you
O7
Ignore her - or both of them. If you're so inclined. I'll bend my ear for the humanists out there.
Shouldn't we expect our religious leaders to be "Woke?"
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