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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The hair is cool, but the fingernails really sell it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

If that actual paint nail (instead of a sticker) thus guy have all my respect. That shit should be hard as hell to paint.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

He really nailed the look

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

John Chess himself! What an honor!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Big brain move

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Pawn to skull 4

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"The stand user could be anyone!"

The stand user:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stand ability: trap opponent in a chess game. Stand weakness: never able to have an intimate relationship.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

So, literally D'Arby Jr. but only with chess

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Ultimate power move

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Checkerboard pattern is punk af.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Also Ska AF

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Seems like some JRPG. Your grandpa died, and you guys loved playing chess, so he leaves you his super special set that he never let you touch. One night, you hear the pieces clatter and shake. You open the box... Nothing. You turn to go back to bed, when it starts again, accompanied by an otherworldly glow. You open the box again and the pieces are set. You feel completed to move a piece and suddenly you're in the spirit world, and your grandfather has a message: He wasn't just a hobbyist, he, and therefore you, come from a long line of chess shamans. Whenever the chess board glows, they must play against spirits that wish to barter for enter our reality. If there is no shaman, there is no one to stop the flow of spirits in this world. With dwindling interest in chess, many spirits enter without a challenger.

So, next summer, join Takeno as he and his adorable sidekick, Pawny, the spirit of pawns, train and battle spirits across Japan. Earn power ups, work on your strategy until you can close the doorway once and for all by defeating the one who started this spiritual tournament all those eons ago; The Chess Guardian, Guardian of the chess.

Bobby Fischer quivers before him, but will you?

$69.99 for the standard addition Gambit of the God's©, $89.99 for the special edition with custom chest board, and $120.99 for the unholy bundle with access to future DCL: Takeno goes West: Takeno's World Tour.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

In the last episode with 10 seconds left on the clock, magnus Carlson taps your shoulder. “Eh, you’re in my seat. I was up late drinking and dancing while playing lightning chess and missed my alarm.” 9 seconds later he wins. The world is saved.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

For the last time you cannot move pieces through your tie onto your head.

Funny, I don't see that in the rules anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

kudos to him. he even made sure that the bottom-right square is white!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thats mr. Chess to you