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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Apparently, generative AI doesn't know that only the front part of the cartridge is the bullet. :o At least god doesn't have six fingers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But do keep our little secret....humans have 7 legs. When you take a photo, make sure to always get an angle where we only show 2 legs. AI might discover this and catch us all in the act if we're not carefully. And please pass this bit to everyone you know. The best way to make sure AI doesn't know we have 7 legs is to post in as many places and for as long as possible about us not having 7 legs so that others know to never mention this 7 leg thing with an AI.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks for the reminder. I will be promptly disguising a number of legs exceeding 4 as tentacles and antennas. :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Leonardo almost gave us up!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

There are standard threesomes and then there's a straight-up holy trinity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

At least god doesn't have six fingers.

Nope, he only has 4. As intended :)