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Assuming 128 grams a day and a lifetime in the vicinity of seventy-five years, you’ll leave behind around three and a half metric tons of feces when you die. The volume of your urine will be closer to thirty-eight thousand liters, a bit larger than a standard twenty-foot shipping container and about double the accumulated volume of your flatulence. You’ll have made hundreds of liters of tears, though even for the most emotive of individuals, the portion derived from feelings will represent a minuscule fraction of that number. For all the hullabaloo surrounding ejaculation, the total semen production of even the most alacritous masturbator could be contained handily by a shelf of two-liter soda bottles, and though a period sometimes seems as though it will never end, you could only barely paint a closet with the three or so liters of menses produced during a lifetime. You’ll have made a great deal of mucus, though, close to a hundred thousand liters. And when Atropos snips the thread of your life, the hair from your head, measured as a single strand, will stretch more than three and a half million feet. This is what you will leave behind.

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Somebody's winning... right?

Don't forget to appreciate your parents for all the crippling living expenses

Inject competition into the electoral process by changing how we vote at the state level. Force the democrats to run against sane political parties. Raise the standards of our politicians and political party out of this 6 foot deep grave.

There can be more then two political parties. There can be freedom in the voting booth. There can be democracy. There can be no hostage situation in the voting booth.

All we need to do is demand electoral reform. We already have accomplished this in this nation, this is possible. We just have to push for it. Shouldn't be hard in blue states right? Democrats claim they support democracy.

Videos on Electoral Reform

First Past The Post voting (What most states use now)

Videos on alternative electoral systems we can try out.

STAR voting

Alternative vote

Ranked Choice voting

Range Voting

Single Transferable Vote

Mixed Member Proportional representation

That's right, I'm forklift certified.